Friday, December 14, 2012

Jokes from the Sonoran desert

What do you get when you finally get excited about outdoor Christmas decorations, a new telescope, and the Geminid meteor shower all in one day?

Three hours of rain like a motherfucker.

Not funny? I didn't think so either.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

I am really trying not to be a scrooge but...


*thelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelightsthelights*


FAAAAACK YOUUUUUUU, KMART!!! YOU AND THE CRAPPY CHRISTMAS EARWORM YOU RODE IN ON!!!!

Like I needed another reason to NOT shop there. It's like Rain Man says...