Jokes from the Sonoran desert

What do you get when you finally get excited about outdoor Christmas decorations, a new telescope, and the Geminid meteor shower all in one day?

Three hours of rain like a motherfucker.

Not funny? I didn't think so either.

I am really trying not to be a scrooge but...

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FAAAAACK YOUUUUUUU, KMART!!! YOU AND THE CRAPPY CHRISTMAS EARWORM YOU RODE IN ON!!!!

Like I needed another reason to NOT shop there. It's like Rain Man says...

All I gotta say is if you want this Frau to buy your shit, this is the way to go. Bravo, Amazon. Bravo.

How doth one obtain a job as a scribe with Amazon? Sign me upeth.

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