I am really trying not to be a scrooge but...

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FAAAAACK YOUUUUUUU, KMART!!! YOU AND THE CRAPPY CHRISTMAS EARWORM YOU RODE IN ON!!!!

Like I needed another reason to NOT shop there. It's like Rain Man says...